I just don’t understand the current crop of youth. First of all, they wear their pants off their butts which reminds me of the words in a song; feel like a fool with my pants on the ground! If my generation would’ve done that it would’ve made it easier for our parents to give us a stinging swat on the behind. These kids need to have some decency and respect for others–nobody and I mean nobody wants to see their underwear.
Since we are on the subject of clothing apparel, what gives with the baseball-type hats worn with the bill of the cap sideways. Now I completely understand wearing the hat backwards. It gives up that aerodynamic feel on a windy day. It might even give you the notion that you run faster (doubt it). Even wearing the bill up is acceptable. But sideways is just ridiculous looking. It serves no purpose in theory with the exception of looking cool in the minds of those who chose to go with this style. Words of wisdom from the older generation, we may not show it on the outside, but we are laughing on the inside.
Next on my what the heck? list is tattoos. I don’t really mind a few tattoos, but when they cover practically every inch of the body with some being very suggestive and hateful. For example: “I want to kill” with graphic pictures illustrating this lovely thought. Body piercing has gone too far as well. It started out in the ear lobes and has progressed to lips, nose, the tongue, nipples and other private parts I won‘t mention. The one that really gets me is the chip from a Black Jack table in their earlobe. Like they’re going with the Amazon tribe look you see in National Geographic. And these kids wonder why no one will hire them.
Actually & regretfully, that’s not an issue. Many kids today feel that they shouldn’t have to work. As if our generation owes them this life of leisure. When I read parenting books of how to raise my child, there weren’t any chapters on laziness, talking back to your parents, & having no respect for others. I’m always in awe when I’m following kids in a car and after they’re thought eating, the wrappers and bags gets tossed out the window. I didn’t know it was the parents’ job to follow them around and pick up after them. It was hard enough with their clothes, now it has progressed to paper and plastic.
Back in my day, if you wanted to impress a girl, one of the things you might do is open a door for her. I’ve noticed that most of today’s boys, not all mind you, will open the door wide for themselves and if his girl can squeeze in the door before the door slams shut on her, he was quite the gentleman.
Finally, the tech world has made kids overweight and complacent. They sit in front of their TV’s with their latest gaming equipment for hours on end: or on their cell phones or iPads. The other day I saw two kids in a restaurant and other than ordering their meals not one word was spoken to each other. They both were on their phones either texting…probably to each other.
Face to face communication in today’s world is gone; same as the good ol’ days of just going outside to play using nothing but your imagination and maybe a stick. Our only rule was to be home before it got dark–or else you were glad that your pants were all the way up.

BOOKWORKS BOOK OF THE WEEK “GO FIGURE” MY WACKY JOURNEY FROM OUTLAW TO LEADING CITIZEN

zoombookWOW!! I am really excited that Book Works has selected my book “Go Figure” My Wacky Journey From Outlaw To Leading Citizen as their choice for book of the week for March 2nd thru March 9th.  That is really incredible.  Thank you Book Works very much.  You can check it out at Bookworks.com/homepage.  If you haven’t already seen or read my book you can go to rickcarlegofigure.com.  Thank you all very much!!!! I really appreciate it!!

BOOK WORKS BOOK OF THE WEEK–“GO FIGURE”

WOW!! I am really excited that Book Works has selected my book “Go Figure” My Wacky Journey From Outlaw To Leading Citizen as their choice for book of the week for March 2nd thru March 9th.  That is really incredible.  Thank you Book Works very much.  You can check it out at Bookworks.com/homepage.  If you haven’t already seen or read my book you can go to rickcarlegofigure.com.  Thank you all very much!!!! I really appreciate it!!

WHY ARE CAR MANUFACTURES SELLING VEHICLES WITHOUT BLINKERS?

Humane Society Race For Home 009 It seems no matter where I go whether it is to work, the grocery store, or to take my wife out for dinner I almost always get behind one of those vehicles that doesn’t have blinkers. You follow them for a while and all of a sudden, without warning, they just stop and turn. I do my best Nascar maneuver to avoid them.
Once my panic attack and blood pressure has subsided from the near miss and possibly yelling a cuss word or ten at them, I realize that is not their fault. They just happened to buy one of those blickerless vehicles.
I am not sure if they were trying to save money at the time of the purchase. Maybe the car dealer was having a year end close out sale. Or the “honest car salesman” in his zealousness forgot to mention it during his overwhelming sales pitch that this particular model wasn’t equipped with a blinker system. He was too busy explaining the life saving dual air bags that would explode in the event of a rear end collision.
In my opinion, this is why all of us have to pay such high rates when it comes to car insurance because of stupid accidents caused by thoughtless drivers.
I just don’t understand how people will spend up to $50,000 or more on a vehicle and not want to pay a few extra dollars to have blinkers installed from the factory?
They were probably thinking to themselves, “After I drive my car for a few thousand miles and get it broke in I will go back to the dealer and have them install blinkers. I need to see if I am going to have a use for them first.”
Cars and pickups can be expensive when you think about having brakes, tires, seats, and of course it is a must to have a boom box blaring radio system. I guess what I am trying to say is the next time you are in front of me, and out of the blue, decide to turn, please use your f*****g blinkers!

 

BOOK SIGNING

This is Rick Carle. I am having a book signing at the Fort Dodge Public Library on Central Ave from 10 AM to 1 PM tomorrow Saturday March 15th. Hope to see you there!! If you can’t make it you can still buy my book at Amazon.com or just go to my website: rickcarlegofigure.com Thanks!!! If you have bought my bought first of all THANKS and second: Could you please go to amazon.com–find my book– and PLEASE write a review. I need as many as possible on Amazon.com Please tell your family and friends about my book “GO FIGURE”. THANKS again for all of your help!! I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

March blog

I AM PREDICTING THE COLD WEATHER IN FORT DODGE, IOWA IS OVER.  I FIGURE I CAN PREDICT THE WEATHER JUST AS GOOD AS THE WEATHERMAN.  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I DON’T USE A COIN TO DETERMINE THE WEATHER!  WE ARE MOVING INTO THE 20 DEGREE MARK AND GOING UP TO THE POSSIBLE 40’S.  WE MAY STILL GET A SNOW STORM OR TWO BUT THE ZUB ZERO FREEZING COLD IS OVER.  IT WON’T BE LONG AND WE WILL BE MOWING THE GRASS.  RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD BE A GREAT JOB TO DO!

BLOG # 7 Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day to all of you cupids out there.  Have you bought a card or flowers or candy for your significant other.  Remember Friday is coming very soon.  Don’t be the person who forgot again this year.  Unless you like sharing the doghouse with Fido.  Take my advice it is much easier to go out and buy a card than to deal with the consequences.  So I will see all of you at Hallmark before Friday!

JANUARY BLOG

The weather in Iowa.  One day it is 25 degrees the next day it is  -15 with the wind chill at -30 degrees. Then you throw some snow in the picture and you have a complete whiteout with the wind blowing as hard as it has.  I have always said that this is proof that Mother Nature is in complete control.  All we can do is wait until Mother Nature decides to ease up and the weather gets tolerable again. Life in Iowa in the wintertime is waiting for Spring to come.

BLOG # 6–MERRY CHRISTMAS

Ho! Ho! Ho! I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!  I hope you’ve all been good and Santa will bring you what you want.  For those of you who still need a last minute Christmas gift I suggest going to Amazon.com and buying my book “Go Figure”  My Wacky Journey From Outlaw To Leading Citizen by Rick Carle.  It’s the gift that just keeps on giving.  Thanks to all of you who have already bought my book.  I really do appreciate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RICK’S BLOG # 6

My blog is about the beautiful winters in Iowa.  For those of you who live down south or out west you miss out on the cold and snowy winters.  You wake up in the morning and the temperature is 10 below without wind chill.  By the afternoon it actually got up to 15 degrees and you think that it doesn’t feel too bad compared to below zero.  Then you realize you have to scoop the 4 inches of snow that we got overnight.  You go to the garage and realize the snow blower won’t start and now you have to get the shovel out and do it manually.  As you are cussing out the snow blower you stop and pause and realize if I lived further north I would be scooping 15 inches of snow at 20 below zero.  Now I feel pretty good about the beautiful winters in Iowa!